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Stalk-home syndrome

A severe medical condition in which a person stalks another person through various means, usually up to the point of finding out their addresses, etc.

This medical condition has became widespread after the introduction of social networking sites and it is more likely to affect males than females.

A: "Paul was in the library looking up Facebook for that hot blonde in our class."

B: "Yea, he's suffering from stalk-home syndrome"

by Can Be Blank July 16, 2011

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Gang Stalking Rat

Gang Stalking Rat as in Rat Fink is an expresion that means stoolie or someone who squeals or tells bad things about a
person or what the person did so that person will get
in trouble!

The evil psychopathic person who enrolls someone into
being gang stalked for many years. This person only
has feelings for their self and do not see others as
caring human beings. They have no morals and cannot be
trusted. They are sometimes successful people but will
brutally attack others that they may perceive as a
threat to their position. This person who commits this
social life murder should be punished to the full
extent of the law. This person will eventually suffer
greatly from the evil that they know but not soon
enough!! Research in the US shows these people may be
an Allergist, Nurse, Office Worker, Scout Leader, Drug
Dealer, Car Dealer. Someone with very questionable
ethics. BEWARE you can not see it in their face until
it is too Late !! These people must be served an SRO -
Stalking Restraining Order and brought in to be
questioned, they know the answers to this evil !!!
(Only a few Police Stations per State are funded for
ASU - AntiStalking Unit)

As proof of the above term, there was a woman in Tokyo
Japan who confessed to this evil knowledge. She is
the only Gang Stalking Rat to confess to this date.
This is is what she said to her coworker in a world wide software maker company:
"I am able to ruin you socially. Remember I had
another achievement"
"You have turned on the Devil's Switch"
"We could be under close surveillance. If they are
Professionals you cannot hide."

by MRGs August 12, 2006

238πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Reverse Facebook Stalked

When someone forces stalking upon you by constantly updating their Facebook status. These are usually people who you generally could not give a shit about.

Oh my god! - Bro 1
What's up man? - Bro 2
I don't give a fuck about Jane Shmoe and her high school bullshit. - Bro 1
Looks like you're gettin' Reverse Facebook Stalked bro; sucks. - Bro 2

by Seef8308 August 16, 2010


oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.

the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.

by T Turtle November 11, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


G-stalk

When you stalk someone, usually a celebrity, on google.

Bro stop G-stalking her man you're way out of her league

by Mr Del Sanchez May 6, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bilateral strategically stalking

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal

The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

by Ichiban80 August 30, 2011


involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.

person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

by movement37 September 11, 2011