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Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!
So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley
Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R
“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.
I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.
A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A
Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a
When a girl gets her first period OR getting your period at any time.
Lilly is just starting, she’s becoming a woman now.
Hey give me cheese it is national “start spreading the cheese” day
Tony Stark, Iron Man, Nick Fury has a plan
Big shock, Pepper Potts, Arc Reactor Core
Asgard, ancient war, Loki, and his brother, Thor
Bruce Banner, radiation, transformation, *roar*
Coulson and Maria Hill, they're the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Russian spy
Captain Rogers, World War II; Bucky, Peggy, I love you
First Avenger, here we go, everyone assemble!
We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it
Obadiah, Blonsky, Whiplash, Laufey
Red Skull, Hydra, Arnim Zola, Loki
Battle for humanity, Stones of Infinity:
Space, Time, Soul, Mind, Power, and Reality
War Machine, Falcon spin, Bucky Barnes is back again
Star-Lord, Gamora, too, Drax, Rocket, "I am Groot"
Vision, Mantis, Nebula, Ultron in Sokovia
Civil War, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man
Doctor Strange, Ragnarok, Henry, Janet, and the Wasp
Black Panther in Wakanda, Shuri, Okoye, Killmonger
Captain Marvel, Goose the Cat, flying higher, further, faster
Thanos and Infinity War, I can’t take it anymore!
We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on and on...
We didn't start the fire
marvel we didnt start the fire is soooooo good