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1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.
2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.
Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
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A mental disorder causing one to go to convenience stores for non-necessity products. (usually enhanced by munchies)
Yo Nick has the worst CSAS (Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome), last night when we were cruising he went to 7-11 three times.
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Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.
Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.
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The equivilent of asian shampoo in the kingdom of hotties.
Also, the equivilent of dollar store oreos as opposed to real oreos, in the kingdom of hotties.
Driving instructor:"That chick at the counter was pretty hot ay Tom?"
Tomathan:"Dunno... not really... she's the equivilent of dollar store marshmellows in the hottie world... she's a dollar store hottie"
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Four Solid Quarter Store = A Dollar Store. Surprising that the term Solid Quarter isn't in English dictionaries and considered AA slang. The word Quarter is tied to a single definition. There is time and measuring, you can even live in a quarter where you smoke your quarter of weed. Most of us are aware that when someone asks for a quarter in the context of money they mean the coin... BUT, 25 pennies is still a quarter of a dollar and would be correct. Putting Solid in the front removes all doubt, plus it teaches kids how many coins are in a Solid Quarter.
Four Solid Quarter Store is a very specific definition of a dollar store and the kids start learning that there are four quarters to a dollar. And yes, most of us are aware that all things aren't a dollar in there, the awesome power of 'Solid Quarter' can easily be changed and adapts without losing any meaning...
Dude 1...'You need anything from the Four Solid Quarter Store?
Dude 2 "The one with 'Tree' in the name raised their prices, start calling it the Five Solid Quarter Store.
Dude 3 "i wonder how many got fired cause they could only do math in dollar increments.'
In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.
The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.
'Morags looking no bad these days'
'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'
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