swine faker

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.

1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!

2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!

haw swine

An amazing male who all women love and want to go out with

“Oh my god Miller is such a haw swine.”

swine cavern

A large odorous void

Aka "Lisa Ann's vagin"

Hey Jim did you grab the headlamps and respirators ? Ok cool lets map out this swine cavern before someone gets lost in this motherfucker

Vaccinated Swine

1. any fully vaccinated stout, cloven-hoofed artiodactyl of the Old World family Suidae, having a thick hide sparsely covered with coarse hair, a disklike snout, and an often short, tasseled tail: now of worldwide distribution and hunted or raised for its meat and other products.Compare hog, pig1, wild boar.
the domestic hog, Sus scrofa.
2. a fully vaccinated coarse, gross, or brutishly sensual person.
3. a fully vaccinated contemptible person.
4. someone who is out of touch with reality, can be Fully or half vaccinated.

I got dreams; does it look like i want to become vaccinated swine?