Trump Talk

Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.

Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump

talk greasy

to make bold and often untrue accusations about somebody, either behind their back or in front of others with little regard for consequences. fighting words.

That silly bitch Tashgyrl likes to talk greasy all over YouTube, but she doesn't realize how easy it is to dox her dumbass.

Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.

Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.

Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.

"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."

Riginos talk

riginos talking is when you always , without a stop say cringe shit that makes 0 sense .

-riginos "bro i am a moving mcdonalds"
-sofos "stfu goofy ahh nigga with that riginos talk"

Talking Chalk

To talk trash while maintaining a level of high intelligence

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.

talking smash

When you talk smack and trash about someone/something at the same time. An uber insult.

"Don't be talking smash about me behind my back."