When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
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said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
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A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.
Hey bro I just gave Trinity a Taiwan Tampon!
Another name for the University of Tampa.
A meltdown at a store or service that can't provide the item or service needed.
A temper tantrum that can be confused with an angry menstrual cycle.
Bitch at the hardware store didn't have my washer gasket! I went full blown Temper Tampon!