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To use an ATM machine for the purpose of securing funds for the evening's festivities.
"Hey Dave, they only take cash at this bar, so I gotta tap mac before we go."
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The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"
John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.
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a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth
"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."
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When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.
Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!
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The act of tapping boners, similar to a fist pound. Usually occurs after something cool happens. This gesture is in no way homosexual in nature, and is a perfectly reasonable way for two men to applaud one another.
It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.
Not acceptable in the nude.
1)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)
2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)
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When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."