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tattoo poaching

Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024


alien tattoo

When I guy smacks a girl on the cheek with his dick and it leaves a red mark

Look at that alien tattoo on Tyna, she must really get into it with her man.

by Big Ben Whrit January 19, 2018


In betitty tattoo

Modern version of a tramp stamp made famous by Rihanna. Usually an indication that trouble is on the horizon. When approached by this species, consider witness protection or creating an alternate alias immediately.

Bro 1: did you see that girl with the in betitty tattoo?
Bro 2: (Hands Bro 1 bible). Ask for forgiveness for your sins or you will surely perish.

by Group12 March 16, 2021


couple tattoo

A tattoo you get with your s/o to symbolize your relationship

Omg did you see Jenny and Greg got a couple tattoo on their nipples

by MarkMorava October 3, 2016


Couple tattoos

Tattoos two people get at the same time/together

Kim and Zach went and got couple tattoos yesterday.

by Babyv August 19, 2017


Tattoo junkie

Someone who is completely covered in tattoos

John is a tattoo junkie, he has over 20 tattoos for head to to toe.

by Valleygirl June 28, 2017


tattoo

a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.

basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.

if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?

naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022