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The art of teabag escapading consists of variations of several outdoor sports adpated to be played indoors with limited equipment. Essentially, a freshly squeezed teabag(preferable of the herbal variety as they do not stain)is tied tightly and is used as the primary piece of equipment for the various activities.
* Kitchen Teabagging: This form involves throwing the teabag into the kitchen sink from various locations around the kitchen basketball style. The splashback/wall may be used as a back board and shots can be made from a sitting or standing position. If the teabag is successfully thrown into the sink it's one point. This game can be played with 2 or more players
* Cricket Teabagging: This form involves using a teabag as the ball and a dessert spoon as the bat. You can use a cup as the wicket. If the bag is hit off the table on the full it's 6 points, if it reaches the edge of the table it's 4 points. If someone catches the teabag you're out, if the teabag hits the wicket you're out. This game can be played with 2 or more players.
* Clown Teabagging: This form involves one person opening their mouth and moving their head side to side while the other person aims to throw the teabag into the open mouth. This game can be played with two or more players.
Miffy: I'm so bored tonight
Fred: Feel like little Teabag Escapading?
Miffy: Bring it on!
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when someone gives one with a dick a blowjob whilst they piss in their mouth.
person 1: ugh, my new boyfriend has a thing for ‘soggy teabags’
person 2: DROP THAT CUNT
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When a woman touches her breast to a man or woman's stationary head, back of hand, elbow, or other appendage.
"Whoa, Grace, you're kinda boob teabagging Mike's head."
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A sexual act that requires the male party to put on a colonial style british wig and subsequently dip his scrotal sack into a woman's mouth all while screaming "Revolution, down with King George!"
John told his wife Abigail that he would allow her to knit unbothered tomorrow if she would let him put his balls betwixt her lips, in the form of a Boston Teabag Party.
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a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.
Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"
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The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.
"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."
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See similar definition for tea bagging but instead of 2 testicles the individual in question only has one testicle.
"This guy 'chimpy' was so hot I wanted to inhale his balls. When I pulled down his black slacks I noticed he only had one testicle, so I gave him a Lone Ranger Teabag."
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