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1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
3 shirtless men in a tent and there is no space nor do they have socks meaning this is the only occasion where they will be in a gay situation.
The tent will be sweaty, musty, and dusty, but you’ll have ur homies to provide you with a good time, also good luck getting sleep cause ur homies will most likely be acting gay so don’t be disturbed.
Guy 1: 3 guys in a tent doing gay crap because there shirtless
Guy 2: can we get some sleep and stop acting like gay people
Guy 3: hey it’s ok this is the only time we can be gay so anyone wanna Jack off together?
That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.
Native Americans or Indians who's ancestors once lived in tipis
Friend : Wanna go to New Mexico this weekend? Oh Hell no ! That state is filthy and full of tent Mexicans
A tent at festivals where people go for a root
Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox
When you are camping , either in a group or alone, and you wake up the next morning only to find the tent completely covered in human excrement.
"How was your camping trip?"
"Eh, it was alright"
"Why just alright?"
"Everything was going great, until we woke up the next day, only to find that someone had given us an Arabian Tent"
A tent of whatever to protect you from becoming a nonchalant PORNSTAR. No electricks allowed in the tent either.
Babe let’s get in the sex tent.