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A dangerous game of chance. Someone who has intestinal gas and the feeling that they may also have a bad case of diarrhea will fart to relieve the pressure. With each fart, the potential for a shart becomes greater and greater. A person loses Texas Roulette by attempting to fart and instead shitting themselves.
I could feel my stomach gurgling as I walked back to the hotel. There must have been something wrong with the curry. The pressure was unbearable. I had to relieve the gas. I decided to play Texas Roulette and the first few farts escaped with no problem. But then, just as I relaxed to fart again, I splattershat my undies.
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texas girls are unlike any other. they are gorgeous, down to earth, and nice. but if you cross their they will bitch you out like no other. they have REAL blonde unlike you JOISEY or california girls. they have the hottest brunnettes blondes redheads girl with black whatever you want. they are naturally tan. they have the cutest laughs in the world. even the black girls are hot. they are country girls living a city life. and if any texan girl tries to deny that they have an accent they are LYING. but its not a hick accent its a cute texas southern accent and not very heavy. they aren't a bunch of gold-digging, fake, liposuction, silicon blown up dolls like the girls in LA! she can rope and ride, barrel race, even calf rope. Likes to have fun not as crazy as a redneck girl. texas girls are VERY FAMILY friendly. she is the type of girl you could bring home to your mom. and they are SUPER smart. they dont go out and get drunk and high everyday. they dont drink as much beer as joisey girls. and they are just down right the best girls in the entire world. !
im from california thank god i moved to texas girls are HOT. she can rope you in bed too ahaha.
everythings bigger in texas
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A shithole town. Everyone is fucking judgemental, there's nothing to do here, so don't ever fucking move here unless you're an old man that has no life and wishes he could fuck a goat :D
I hate where i live. Which is Paris, Texas.
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Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious and over-the-top.
Billy Bob really went all out with his party and did it Texas Style.
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Another name for promethazine w/ codeine; aka barre, lean, sizzurp, oil, purple stuff, Memphis mud, drank, purple jelly, etc. Real popular in H-Town; mix it up with some Sprite, crushed ice, and jolly ranchers, and get ta sippin'...
Let's po' up a deuce of some Texas tea and start leanin'...
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Also known as Toxic City - Texas City is best known for having the most dangerous BP plant in the world. Not only are you at risk of being blown to smithereens while driving down a Texas City street, you will also likely be breathing benzine fumes.
Texas City is also famous for its dike. That is not a large lesbian population (which would be dyke); however, a massive wall used to hold back water and protect the city from natural disasters like storm surges.
Texas City, TX is a great little town. And by great, I mean, stinky.
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baseball term: a basehit that lands in the outfield between the infielders heading out and the outfielders heading in - probably from the old days when people believed texas minor league fields were large and had no home run fences (or very deep outfields) so the outfielders would play deeper to prevent long hits and give up singles in front of them
With Barry Bonds' knees the way they are these days, he's going to see a lot of Texas Leaguers falling in front of him.
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