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The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.
Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!
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1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
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the reason i get an erection at night.
i ate a skor bars and almost came in my pants.
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The change that you have leftover after a night at the bar
Dude, I'm hungover as shit! Do you have any bar metal i can borrow for the bus ride home?
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A nasty fart bomb dropped in a densely packed room. Customarily, after the Martini bar is planted, the perpetrator retreats to a practical vantage point to view the resulting chaos.
Steven was at the club last night and pulled a wicked Martini bar and laughed as he watched people squirm from the DJ booth.
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The handle bar that is on either side above a seat in a car, that is used when the driver makes too sharp of a sharp movement with the car, such as a sharp turn, and the passenger or passengers usually say, "Oh Shit!" and grabs onto that bar. Hence "O.S.".
Driver: "Grab onto your O.S. Bar!"
Passenger: "What?"
Driver makes a sharp turn
Passenger: "OH SHIT!"
Driver: "Told ya."
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Rods that extend from the back of a car and are connected to wheels that help keep the car from flipping backwards during sudden acceleration.
Extremely modified rear-wheel drive vehicles need wheelie bars to save themselves from doing a back flip.
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