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The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.
so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.
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When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.
I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.
A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once
Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?
Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.
Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
Weak or Low Damage. Usually used to describe the type or amount of damage a character or class deals in a game.
This Chun Li deals canadian damage. She'll never win!
A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.
"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."
A Person who is obsessed with Canada. They may go so far as to learn French, Play Hockey, and Dress up as a Mountie.
Jon is a Canadian Weeaboo, because he is in French 3 and plays hockey.
Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.
That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.
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