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The 'Hog Press' of Norfolk is a closing ‘double or nothing’ bet placed against an opponent prior to playing the final hole of the round. It can only be placed by the team (or individual) who irrefutably lost bet(s) made through the second to last hole. Bet(s) still undecided heading into the final hole do not factor. The Hog Press can’t be denied and its value is equivalent to the total amount lost, no more or no less. To ‘win’ the Hog Press you must win the final hole outright. A win by the team who placed the Hog Press results in no obligation to pay the press value however a loss requires payment equal to double the press value. A tie results in payment of the original value. There’s no such thing as a baby hog press, a guinea pig, etc, that’s for pussies.
Losing team on the 18th tee box: – ‘None of it matters anyhow…I’m just gonna Hog Press. Game on mother fuckers!
His partner: You know it!!!
Leading team: Damn…I hate the Hog Press…it’s my lobster roll money and we won fair and square! Come on Mr. Crackles…we can do it!
His partner: it’s ok little buddy…you’re binky buddy is here for you!
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Michael Phelps wins all the gold metals, he is the greatest Olympic hog!
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the urge to smash the groundhogs head like a 'whack-a-mole' game after you realize the bastard saw his shadow, and another 6 weeks of winter is ahead.
'I can't believe that effer saw his shadow! I'm about ready to go whack-a-hog on his ass'
'It's freezing out, thanks to that furry rodent. Who's up for a game of whack-a-hog?'
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A player, a guy who steals other guys chicks.
A whore, a girl who steals other girls guys.
Look, there's that Snog Hog who took my girl.
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When an individual or a group of people with share interests, over take the front row/prime location by any means necessary ie.. elbow to the face or groin.
My friends and I are root hogging our way to the front of the crowd.
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n. A "made up" language, like pig-latin, formulated by adding suffixes to letters while spelling out words, thereby obscuring the meaning of the speaker and causing them to "sound chinese." The effect can be intensified if the speaker uses a slightly sing-song inflection while speaking.
Rules:
1. All words are spelled out in full
2. The long forms of all of the vowels are pronounced (i.e. ay, ee, eye, owe, yu)
3. All consonants are suffixed with "ong." The only exceptions are "c" and "q," which are pronounced "chong" and "quong," so as not to be confused with "kong."
Hog Chinese Usage Examples:
1. Profesora Gilmore is such a Bong-I-Tong-Chong-Hong (b****).
2. Hong-E-Long-Long-O, Mong-Yong Nong-A-Mong-E I-Song Jong-O-Hong-Dong (Hello, my name is John.)
3. U-Rong-Bong-A-Nong Dong-I-Chong-Tong-I-O-Nong-A-Rong-Yong I-Song Gong-Rong-E-A-Tong (Urban Dictionary is great).
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An extremely fat person who makes it hard to take pictures.
I bought a wide angle camera lens because my friends are turning into photo-hogs.
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