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A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.
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likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....
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The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.
Jared Lee Loughner: If the turd is brown, then brown is the turd.
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An annoying phrase that will NOT catch on, so shut up.
On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...
Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...
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My Nigga Jared is a very nice, calm, and intellectual human being. Working at local pizza parlor as a delivery man, and graduating from a high school that doesn't exist he also had a infant child born into life while he was a Junior in High School. With a degree in Weed, and the Art of Smoking and being a Freeloader he has made many invaluable life choices with his family and Girlfriend.
My Nigga Jared is Raw AF.
He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny
Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover
Very tall and big built but not fat
Great hair
I wish i was like jared de wet
I want jared de wet to break my virginaty
A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.