hip-hop-a-llama

A green window hippo kept in Steves car for sexual emergencys

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Feed My Llama

A more positive use for the letters 'FML'

Person 1: Ugh.. FML
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: Just do it
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: I only asked a for a favour
Person 2: No, you said Fuck My Life, so I asked what was up
Person 1: No, I said Feed My Llama, dude, so go, do it.

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rock my llama

A phrase used to express an ecstatic love for something that is worthy of awe.

1 "Tenacious D rocks my llama!"
2 "You rock my llama!"
1 "my llama spits on you."

this sequence of dialog makes less sense the more you read it this in itself makes it rock your llama. Now go turn on your screamo songs, you emo son of a bitch and start screaming "YOOOUUU ROOOOCCCKK MMYYY FUUUCCCKKINNG LLAAMMAA!!!" And if you aren't on something while you read this. Then I take pitty on you for having missed out on something that would have rocked your llama.

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llama poop

the poop og a llama and/or sharding in olivias pants and it looking ike a cupcake.

also known as a sex toy

emily: i looooooove llama poop and olivia is a faggot and she should die because shes homoniggerfaggot
lauren:oh.

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Mentally Disturbed Llama

Sean

Sean, a mentally disturbed llama

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hip-hop-a-llama

A small stuffed hippo in the window of steves car.

Allen was raping the hip-hop-a-llama

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chicken-llama-pig

A Chicken-Llama-Pig is an fictional animal with a chicken's head, a llama's body and a pigs tail and feet. It is also a name you can call a very strange person.

Weird Girl: Hey! Look! A Chicken-Llama-Pig!
Guy: There isn't even one there you freak!
Weird Girl: I know I'm just a weird girl.
Guy: You are a chicken-llama-pig

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