anus loaf

Anus loaf looks like a meatloaf, but is made specifically from anus beef.

"DUDE STIFFLER'S MOM TOTALLY MADE ANUS LOAF TODAY!!"
"no wayy i love that shit."

loaf of shit

When someone or something is more than just one simple load of shit but instead 20 pieces of shit put together.

The 2016 presidential candidates are such a loaf of shit.
"Ryan you're a liar, an asshole, and a dueshe bag, you're such a loaf of shit.

sugar loaf

to take a shit on a girls chest and then nut on the shit thus creating a sugar cream topping on the shit, "loaf"

i'm gonna give that bitch a sugar loaf

meat loaf

when a man sucks a womans toe and its hairy and nasty.

guy: dayyymmm that tastes like meat loaf
girl: omg haha
guy: i love meat loaf

audience: "pukes"

Loaf Dialogue

1)Talking about feces. "I gotta poop!"

2)When conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is

questionable, and needless to say, the "shit" gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. One must call a Loaf Dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.

J - "You should have seen the fish I caught. It was HUGE! It was 29" and at least 6.2lbs."
D- "Did you measure and weigh it? Was it a new record?"
J - "Well... I put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to"
D - "Loaf Dialogue!"

(Imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing 'BULLSHIT' is heard! Silence ensue's... for approx 3-5 seconds.)

J - "Well I didn't exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish."

Buffa-Loaf

Bread made by a bison

Those bison make a delicious Buffa-loaf.

Bow-Loaf

When your dog curls up and you can't see any apendages/legs.
A loaf of bow.

Also see Bow

"Gasp! That dog has no legs!!!!"
"Dude, he's just bein a bow-loaf, leave him alone."