anus loaf

Anus loaf looks like a meatloaf, but is made specifically from anus beef.

"DUDE STIFFLER'S MOM TOTALLY MADE ANUS LOAF TODAY!!"
"no wayy i love that shit."

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loaf of shit

When someone or something is more than just one simple load of shit but instead 20 pieces of shit put together.

The 2016 presidential candidates are such a loaf of shit.
"Ryan you're a liar, an asshole, and a dueshe bag, you're such a loaf of shit.

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sugar loaf

to take a shit on a girls chest and then nut on the shit thus creating a sugar cream topping on the shit, "loaf"

i'm gonna give that bitch a sugar loaf

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meat loaf

when a man sucks a womans toe and its hairy and nasty.

guy: dayyymmm that tastes like meat loaf
girl: omg haha
guy: i love meat loaf

audience: "pukes"

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Loaf Dialogue

1)Talking about feces. "I gotta poop!"

2)When conversation/story telling is stretched and explanation gets to a stage where the facts are distorted, the content is

questionable, and needless to say, the "shit" gets deep, and the verbage begins to drag on and on. One must call a Loaf Dialogue timeout, and bring accuracy back to any topic being discussed.

J - "You should have seen the fish I caught. It was HUGE! It was 29" and at least 6.2lbs."
D- "Did you measure and weigh it? Was it a new record?"
J - "Well... I put it on the hood of my truck and by the size and how the hood began to"
D - "Loaf Dialogue!"

(Imaginary whistle blows in the background, the subtle sounds of echoing 'BULLSHIT' is heard! Silence ensue's... for approx 3-5 seconds.)

J - "Well I didn't exactly get the measurement/weight, but it was a big fish."

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Buffa-Loaf

Bread made by a bison

Those bison make a delicious Buffa-loaf.

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Bow-Loaf

When your dog curls up and you can't see any apendages/legs.
A loaf of bow.

Also see Bow

"Gasp! That dog has no legs!!!!"
"Dude, he's just bein a bow-loaf, leave him alone."

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