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Shannon Jackson

A German Jewish twat
Not racist just that they're a dumb fritz

Shannon Jackson is a horrible piefke

by NotSamson February 06, 2022


Shannon jackson

She’s so hot and cool and u would be lucky to have them as ur friend

Is that Shannon Jackson ?

Yeah why ?
They are so cool

by Shannon_wasnt_here :) February 06, 2022


shannon morse

shannon morse, is a very rare name to come across, she is very caring and will often put other people's feelings before her own, she hates rude people and red heads turn her on, she has a great personality and is pretty hot so if you get a Shannon morse don't let her go.

person 1: Shannon morse just asked me out should I do it???
person 2. yes shannon morse is amazing!!!

by underrrated February 20, 2016


Shannon Slade

a very shady, slady, slay queen type gyal

"omg it's Shannon Slade. SLAY QUEEN!!! GAY ICON!!!"

by edsheeranismyidol November 22, 2021


Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.

Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!

by anonymous xyz August 08, 2022


Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game

Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!

by WyldOzzy July 03, 2020


Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 02, 2020