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A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it
Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans
When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.
I think Brett changed my Tom Collins to a Susan Collins
Alcoholic cocktail - 1 part warm beer, 2 parts spaghetti and ketchup, and a splash of perjury. Also known as the Date Rape Daiquiri. Best served to someone already blackout drunk.
She should have known she'd end up with a privileged prick on top of her after he drank four Susan Collins drinks.
Slippy Susan, is someone who slipps alot while under the influence.( ex: Did you see Dave lastnight, man he sure was a Slippy Susan.) So if you see someone slippy like susan, holler it out! Slippy Susaaan!
-Did you see Dave lastnight, man he sure was a Slippy Susan.
- When someone is spilling their drink, Slippy Susan.
- Someone screws something up, they Slippy Susaned it!