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A bad sunburn, tipically on a person with very light or sensitive skin.
My buddy forgot his sunblock and got one fucking painful Swedish Tan.
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the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.
"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!
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A finisher to Road Head. After the main event the driver picks his nose and feeds it to the passenger.
Oh man, he's picking his nose, I hope he's going for a swedish callbox.
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Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.
I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!
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A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.
Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh
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When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web
Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal
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When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.
My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead
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