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The best day of the week for oral sex. Can fall on any week day. So called because of the extraordinary badger tongue.
I can't wait for badger day!
British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.
This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.
Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.
Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
That awkward walk by you do when:
- you're meeting someone somewhere and you're not sure if they're there yet
- you're not sure if the place you're going is open yet
- you think you see someone you know and want to make sure before going up to them
- you're not sure if the lecture is for your subject
''You're late! Where were you?''
''I wasn't sure if you were here yet, I did a casual badger past the window but I couldn't see you!''
''Is the shop open yet?''
''Dunno, I'll do a casual badger and have a look''
a generally very hot, happy person who knows how to party and has a lot of sex. Is often hated on by people from surrounding schools that aren't ranked as high, such as Minnesota and, as previously stated, Iowa. Don't be angry because you had to go to your safety school. But yeah, they have a pretty amazing time in college, work hard, and do well. After they graduate, they generally get a sweet ass job and live the life. So yeah, being a badger is pretty amazing - you should try it some time - i'd highly recommend it!
Apparently a Hawkeye? - "I hate those fucking Wisconsin badgers, so i'm going to stereotype them as being large, overweight losers, as i've probably never actually been to Madison before...."
Badger - "gee, have you been around Iowa lately? Must say, rural areas in Wisconsin and Iowa are not generally that far apart, except that Iowa seems to have far fewer people due to their citizen's generally agrarian lifestyle"
I must note that it seems odd to get bashed by a Hawkeye, usually our rival is Minnesota......but, don't be jealous, that just makes you look desperate
just thought i'd throw this in, given that it is generally how the Badgers are insulted......
Minnesota student: "the badgers *random baseless insult that is very stereotyped, rabble, rabble, rabble*"
Wisconsin Student" "umm, yeah, that doesn't make you sound like a complete moron and a five year old at all, you know"
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Honey Badger is a nickname given to the Kansas State Wildcats quarterback Collin Klein. The reason for said nickname is Collin Klein goes through every game getting his arms ripped open and blood rushing out, he gets pummeled hard when running the ball, and most recently getting stepped on by one of OU players. Even with all of this he gets back up and acts like nothing is wrong and plays a solid game. He is Honey Badger and he Don't Care.
K-State Fan #1: Did you see that game last night?
K-State Fan #2: Yeah, Honey Badger was on fire.
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Honeybadging (verb)
'to honey badge' - definition; to display the acts of Crystal EG's I DONT give a fuck attitude.
OMG Mare! Crystal is honeybadging! that bitch!
OMG Crystal you are so fierce! you are a honey badger!
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Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.
Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.
...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.
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