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Someone who believes so much in the drivel that the bible spews, they must smack there head with it repeatedly at night.
John never shuts up about the bible, I bet he will be bible bashing tonight.
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Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.
Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!
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Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.
If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.
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When someone continuously shoves bible verses at you and try to teach you their ways against your will.
I was at work the other day, and this dude totally bible raped me.
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See bible dumping. One who dumps their significant other as soon as they get an inclination God wants them to. This is most of the time just an excuse for bad people to shift the blame of ending a relationship.
Henry: If I would have known she was a bible dumper I would have stayed clear of the relationship.
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When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.
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A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com
The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.
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