A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.
We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.
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Boat Day is on June 27.
every Boat Day, you get ONE present from someone. and you give ONE present to someone ELSE.
Boat final Day is June 28.
you do the exact same thing as you would on Boat Day. but you give and receive presents from DIFFERENT people.
WARNING:
YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE BOATS ON BOAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU JUST DON'T.
SO DON'T ASK.
AND YOU ONLY GIVE one AND RECIEVE one GIFT.
AND REMEMBER THIS:
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!
AND THE WORDS BOAT AND DAY ARE ALWAYS CAPITALIZED.
;D
"O my gosh. I can't believe Boat Day is finally here!!"
"O I know. And Boat final Day is tomorrow!!"
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The act of pouring water into a person's asshole and then proceeding to drink it like a fine gravy.
That chick had the sweetest gravy boat I've ever tasted.
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The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.
Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!
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Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!
"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone
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awesome song by Aaliyah Haughton. Her music video was shot in the Bahamas where she passed away.
i am listening to Rock the Boat by Aaliyah.
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When two or more people masturbate at the same time in a race to the finish. Friends may also watch and place bets.
"Drinks are on me, I won lots of money last night when I bet on Manny at the boat race. He fapped faster than the human eye could even perceive."
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