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Giving a blow job while burping.
I ate some spicy food tonight, so I ended up giving my boyfriend a burp job.
When you burp in the most random or wrong place at the wrong time.
I random burped when I was in a meeting with the president of nikes.
A respectful Hello from your stomach to the audience.
Alex: Starts Burping
Nini: Oh, hi! whats up!
When your stomach starts to do whale sounds and you want to kill yourself in the process because you've done it in front of your crush.
When John invited his crush to Starbucks, his stomach burping, so he tried to kill himself before the coffee was served.
When you shove your meat in the anal area of a turkey to make the turkey call out
Did you hear that cody was a turkey burping last night
A burp so monstrous, so terrifying, so unbelievably loud and scary you may shit yourself once it is heard.
Guy 1: Bro make a Monster Burp!
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?
A rude way to greet the queen= flatulence the other way round
Jim: burp
Jims parents: how dare you, say pardon NOW!!