Bus Buddy

A person you only ever see/talk to on the bus, who you don't quite consider a friend, but are friendly to.

Person A: Hey! You're my new bus buddy!
Person B: Yeah!

(Person A never invites Person B out or to hang out with friends, but talks to Person B about everything whilst riding the bus)

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driving the bus

To throw up into a toilet, with a death grip on the toilet seat at the 9 and 3 position as if it were the steering wheel of a bus. Most commonly done after drinking excessively.

Hey, what happened to Vinnie?
He had a few too many brews and is in the can driving the bus.

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Beaner Bus

A public transportation bus, usually in Nassau County, Long Island, that travels between Barrios and Rich, snobby areas. Beaners crowd these buses to laborer staging areas where they get picked up for landscaping and construction jobs. Often the bus driver is the only U.S. Citizen on the bus.

Oh great, I have to take the Beaner Bus today to go to my doctor in Glen Cove.

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Fail Bus

The short bus boarded by those who experience epic failure often.

All aboard the fail bus!

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Bu

(1) A knanker nickname
(2) The drug marijhuna
(3) Your boyfriend

Im goin now to smoke da bu

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topless bus

A double decker bus with no roof, so the people on top can look at the view. Officially known as an open-top bus but that isn't quite as gigglishly funny as referencing topless.

Ooh look at that topless bus!

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She Bu

Shepherds Bush, London.

Being the cosmopolitan epicenter of South West London that it is, Shepherds Bush deserved a title befitting its extremely high class facade.

'She fell preggers to a bogan that she met at She Bu Walky'

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