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A sex move in which a person with a functioning penis inserts PopRocks candy into their urethra while erect, inserts their penis into their partners ass, and begins to urinate during the act of penetration.
“So I was at the club last night with Brad and he told me he wants to give me The Roman Candle!”
After you suck a man's dick, when the cum leaks into your mouth bite his cock
Person 1: 'Fuck man, Olivia, Candle Chomped me'
Person 2: 'That's fucked'
Very obscure term to refer to a small dick
Adam has a pussy candle!
Heh, knew he would have had one.
Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick
Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.
Concave tits with a nipple akin to a candle wick.
Them candle tits are so hot, imma light them.
A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.
My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.
When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*