Chode Cone

A cone like impliment used to protect ones chode from the harsh neglect that lots of banging may bring. Depending on your chode ratio, this could be 2:1, 3:1 or what is known as 'Neil' 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,:1

When he/she/it grows up he/she/it will be a Chode Cone Specialist

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Slovakian Traffic Cone

The Slovakian Traffic Cone (or STC) is a sexual activity involving a large, preferably yellow, traffic cone. The cone doesn’t have to be Slovakian in origin, but it is highly recommended. Their are two people needed, a “giver” and a “mixer.” The steps to perform this act are as follows:

1. The “mixer” lays face down on a bed/the floor and puts their rectum/urethra in the air (both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)

2. The top of the traffic cone has lube put on it and it is then shoved in the hole of choice by the “giver” or some other guy/gal/person.

3. The “giver” proceeds to piss, shit, cum, puke, blow snot, bleed and put earwax into the cone. (Not all of these need to be done but all can be done.) The bleeding is normally done via a cut in the groin area.

4. When all is in the cone, a plunger is used to push the mixture into the hole of choice.

5. The “mixer” then puts the dirtt cone on their head, before sitting on the “givers” chest and taking laxatives.

6. The “mixer” shits the mixture on the “giver.”

That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized” versions. These include the “Dyonisus Special,” the “Horn of Plenty,” the “Massive Maud,” and the “Holy Grail.”

I had some dumb broad give me a Slovakian Traffic Cone.

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British Traffic Cone

A nigga from Britain who’s dick is uncircumcised.

My nigga will got a british traffic cone.

Ass Cream Cone

Ass cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are NOT made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. After a face-numbing round of anal sex, a heaping load of semen is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. When the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar OR waffle, underneath the "dispenser". When the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. A real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. Flavors include, but may not be limited to: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, The Neopolitan, even Chocolate Dipped...

One sunny afternoon, little Janie was at the park with her father. It was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. Daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little Janie. Memories of the Ass Cream Cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. He denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things...

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spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

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Human Parking Cone

When two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Hey Stefon, what's a human parking cone?

Stefon: It's that thing where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

Seth: Oh, it's that thing!

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Ice Cream Cone

The act of licking a man's penis from the balls to the head in one motion, as in licking ice cream that has dribbled down the outside of a cone.

She teased me for a while by giving me several slow Ice Cream Cones.

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