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The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.
In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.
The hydration experience. One must drink lots of water only to have to pee. Through urination, one loses the water and must continue to hydrate.
“Dude, I’m trying to drink more water but I have to use the bathroom all the time now!”
“Ah yes, the age-old Pissyphus Cycle…”
A good band name for a group of mostly gay teens. They collaborate opera and glam rock, because why not?, they are the menstrual cycles after all.
Person 1: What will we name our band?
Person 2: I don't know, the menstrual cycles.
Did you go to the menstrual cycles concert last night, it was amazing, the way they collaborated opera and glam rock was fantastic
Did you get the new menstrual cycles record, my favourite song on it is either fertile days or the uterus song
The clips from home video programmes, when people fall off their bikes
person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?
person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency
person1, still pretty funny tho
The protein cycle is when you excrete the fluid from you penis into a bottle or container that is the fist step of the cycle the second step is when you drink it that completes the protein cycle
I’ve been going through the protein cycle rapidly for 3 days.
The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.
The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
The new politically correct way of saying it. Far more inclusive than the old way.
They/them 1: I cant wait for this themstrural cycle to run it's course
They/them 2: what?
They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of saying menstrual cycle.
They/them 2: but you were born a guy.