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When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.
If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!
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To perform an act of cunnilingus. To perform oral sex on a woman.
I'm uncomfortable with it but the ladies sure do love it when, you know, you eat mouth.
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Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially innapropriate. Comes from the meme “this ni**a eating beans”.
Articuno said some dumb shit, so I told him he was eating beans.
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We can grab a bite to eat at the arena. They sell snacks there.
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A sexual practice once stigmatized, yet reclaimed to be sacred by the proud and profound writings of Lil B "The Based God" in his rare Based Freestyle, Imma Eat Her A$$. In this rap, the Based God tells of the great ways in which he is going to pleasure his female sexual partner, whilst ridiculing the pussy ass suckas who are not brave and dedicated enough to perform these sex acts, namely "ass eating". At the end of this inspirational song, Lil B "The Based God" explicitly gives a shout-out to lesbian women who eat ass. Straight up.
Kevin: Hey Brian, how was your date?
Blake: Yeah, was she cute?
Brian: She knows I'm into ass eating, I ate the whole ass bruh.
Kevin and Blake: #tybg
Rob: Hey Matt, I heard Jake broke up with Mary.
Matt: Yeah, I hear Jake didn't eat the whole ass.
Rob: How can Jake rep Task Force if he doesn't practice ass eating?
Jake: I ate that ass, the fuck are you talking about..? TASK FORCE, BITCH MOB!
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Trust me, guys, you will get way more head if you do this, and she'll be happier to give it. Eating out is where a guy or girl performs oral sex on a girl. This is by far the easiest way to make her orgasm. First, make her comfortable by lowering the lights, and make sure she's turned on before you go down on her. gradually progress in your foreplay, removing her clothes for her. have her lay back and close her eyes. kiss her softly on the neck and breasts, slowly working your way down. use you finger tips to lightly stroke her stomach and legs and tease her. when she's moaning for you to take her, start kissing the insides of her thighs, and lightly stroke her clit, slowly, and not enough to make her cum. then, just when she can't take anymore, kiss her between her thighs in the same way you would kiss her lips. use your tongue to flick at her clit, licking it rapidly. put your tongue inside her, and move it around erratically, surprising her. you can use your lips and occasionally your teeth (very lightly) to pleasure her, and remember that the clit is the most important part. the louder she gets, the better.
I love eating out my girlfriend.
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