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when one friend fucks a twin and her best friend fucks the other
when isabelle has sex with blake, and jasmine has sex with tyler. isabelle and jasmine are now reverse eskimo twins.
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When ur really horny and u finger a girl with ur nose works best with a big nose
(he 1) last night i was giving her a horny eskimo kiss.
(he 2) o so is that y she loves u so much
(he 1) yea i am the bestest
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Banging a chick so ugly you have to stick her head in whale blubber to do her just so you can generate heat for fear of freezing to death, but you just cant look at that and do the deed!
The Eskimo Blubber Bump works best in cold climates when a bag isn't available!
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An "Eskimo Bum Chum" is an act where two cold Eskimo's would kneel on all fours with their anuses parallel to each other. They then pass a log of feces back in forth through their anal cavities, creating friction and warmth to protect them from the harsh cold elements. It is also a wonderful bonding experience.
"It got cold last night and the heater broke, so me and Smith did the Eskimo Bum Chum to stay warm."
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the worlds best feeling , when u finger a girl with ur nose . it is so amazing. it will make any girl horny for sure.
when u r really horny and tired,the best thing is a horny eskimo kiss.
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Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.
Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.
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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.
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When engaged in intercourse the guy gives a cream pie to the girl, leaves it there, eats a very strong peice of mint gum and then blows into the girls vagina. the reason for the gum is so that the guy doesnt taste his own cum
That alaskan eskimo pie felt so good and creamy.
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