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Danish Windmill Experience

A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.

Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!

by TDWE June 13, 2024


Eidolonic ascension/descension experience

What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.

I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.

by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022


Gold experience requiem

If you fight Giorno and he uses his stand it's basically just you didn't do anything

Gold Experience Requiem is broken

by Jojoreference(: April 3, 2022


Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021


Cultural leaving experience

When an American boy tries to use Aussie slang

Dude had a cultural leaving experience in planning an ice cream park date for this Sunday afternoon

by Sponsored by van leeuwen June 18, 2022


Pay attention to my experience

I have an untreated attention deficit disorder you fucking clown what the fuck are you talking about?

Hym "And have suffered greatly because of it. I can't just 'pay attention to my experience.' You idiot's don't understand AT ALL how ADD works, you're contradicting all of the ADD psychiatrists in trying to promote this naturalist anti-medication bullshit. You heard to me say 'similar to cocaine.' And youre malformed, inferior minds are stuck on 'cocaine bad.' 'cocaine bad. addiction bad.' 'add lazy- oh wait he created A.I. and IS BETTER INHERENTLY than me.' It's pathetic that they are letting you co-opt the psychological enterprise like this and the fact that it's directly associated with the Godkin-filth is what's truly disgusting about it because YOU KNOW the only thing they will ever care about is having dominion over the minds and wills of everyone who exists. It isn't better. You just ignore all the bad parts take credit for all the good parts. That's all it is. That's all your religion is. The entire thing is that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024


The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience

this happens when a lot of people have a certain hero and named after him or legally change their name to them and may even share the same birthday and have the same features like skin color and height or description. and it could be for many reasons like their greatest role model, or the person name gives them protection against attackers, or they really love the name more than they own and the original such a good day: that he don't mind either. for an example the name John Smith is so vast and plentiful all around the world and it's counter part Jane Smith for female. it's really great experience hearing all the great stories on how it unfolds so specially for each person and always more is added indirectly and independently it's not a conspiracy or anything like that. purely coincidence probably the only one too.

The Neegin Collection or The Neegin Experience is something most people wouldn't care about learning because it's so mundane but to the few who loves to adventure or explore it's a nice little side quest or side adventure.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022