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Masturbating.
When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.
Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"
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A phrase used to answer or address anything. Swallow meaning the species of bird. The term makes no sense whatsoever, but it does have its uses. Best used when people don't know what to say or as a way to trash talk someone.
Person 1: "Dude, don't be an asshole."
Person 2: "Feed the swallow."
or
Person 1: "On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel?"
Person 2: "Feed the swallow."
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When you allow your person to treat you like Shit to get closer to the cat.
Feed the cat
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What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.
Dude, I just bought a sack off this dude and it was goat feed.
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When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!
Do you like feeding the unicorn?
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To have a large crap. Stems from the design of many rural Indian toilets which are located over pig sty's.
I'm off to feed the pigs!
That was a huge curry! The pigs will be happy!
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A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.
“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”
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