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The fly that made it (posthumously) to world fame at the hand of U.S. President Barack Hussein Obama and his fly-swatting skillz
obama fly: *buzz*
barack: hey!...get outta here....*swat* now. Where were we? I got the sucker! What do you think, Gibbs? You want to film that? There it is!
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Giving someone a wedgie so hard and fast that they actually lift off of the ground. Also made popular from the show "Friends" when Monica and Ross described mean things they did to eachother. Including atomic wedgies.
"Dude, did you see how how he lifted off the ground when Jimmy gave him that flying wedgie."
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When you really really really don't care.
Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.
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The key to a "flying donkey" is an audience, much like the Bullwinkle.
The Flying Donkey is performed like this:
The male kneels on the surface of intercourse so he's sitting on his heels. In this position he is fully inserted in to the female who is on her back with her buttocks on the male's thighs. At the moment of climax, the male makes flapping motions with his arms and produces a sound like a donkey trying to overcome gravity.
... and then I got her in my lap, threw my arms out, and did my best flying donkey!!
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An unseen or unnoticed presence in a situation.
"Fly on the wall documentary" meaning a documentary where the cameras go unnoticed by the subject of the film.
"I wish I had been a fly on the wall at that meeting" meaning I wish I could have sat in unseen on that meeting.
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Hold up a sign - usually cardboard, usually on a street corner, usually asking for some sort of handout.
I was once told that if you're going to fly a sign the best is "Anything helps. God bless."
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Where a girl is having a foursome and there's a guy on her left, right, and in front of her. She gives hand jobs to the two on her right and left and a blowjob to the one in front, the motions make her look like she's a flamingo flying
She used the flying flamingo in her foursome.
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