spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

Tom Hanks

To make sweet and passionate love with someone

I would love to make Tom Hanks with that woman