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"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
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During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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A verb meaning to sexually desecrate a corpse if the individual died in an unsatisfactory way.
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
A classic example of a threat to perform an act of Hounding, as delivered eloquently by the Hound himself.
A racial term for any asian ever made since the beginning of time. This includes the nerdy kind, the kind that like kung fu, the musically inclined, the gangster type of even the ones that are just kinda there.
LOOK! A rice hound in the fields!
a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.
Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.
James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.
One of the most dominant wrestling groups to form in the WWE.
According to Legend Arn Anderson they consist of: "Two indie shmucks and a Football Player."
Person 1: The Hounds of Justice really demolished everyone in that ladder match last night!
Person 2: I know! Seeing the Hounds of Justice do the triple powerbomb was AMAZING