Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

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johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

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Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

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Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

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Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

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late night player

A Funky Musician

"damn, that band were some serious late night players!"

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Late by "two steps"

When the gay priest resets the universe.

And star finger doesn't work

Priest:"two steps" You were late by "two steps"

*Kills the horny prisoner's dad and friends*

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