Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

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Corn patch

The hair in the space between your balls, or vagina, and asshole.

" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."

Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.

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Paleo Patch

A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.

"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"

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p-patch

A tuft of hair on the head which resembles pubic hair

Yo sista, your p-patch is outta control. You gotta braid it.

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Grundel Patch

N. The fleshy space between a man's testicles and sphincter.
Pl: Grundel Patches

My Grundel Patch itches.

I'm getting a wicked stank off my Grundel Patch.

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gorilla patch

Unshaven pussy, as in hairy as a gorilla's back.

Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"

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patch lurker

one who hangs out in a pumpkin patch to have intercourse with the best looking pumpkins.

Im never hanging out with Phil again, hes not a patch lurker.

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