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Goofy ahh pencil

a pencil that looks a bit goofy

"look at this goofy ahh pencil"

by 6Burnrd_Toast9 May 10, 2022


Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman

DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!

by Kaylathecat8 May 18, 2018


Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.

Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!

by RacerN2O December 7, 2016


Sacramento pencil case

When you put your Penis (or other male genitalia) in the mouth of a woman with huge lips.

I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.

by John Vag August 9, 2018


red colored pencil

When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!

Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.

Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!

Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.

by ChefLadyLeo August 4, 2012


Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.

"You still looking at getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."

by Quinterious December 12, 2020


Pencil Drawn Line

An unfathomably neat vagina, without overhanging or meanderings.

How are things going with your girlfriend?

Great! You should see downstairs. It's like a pencil drawn line!

by Wagglejavelin November 17, 2012