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idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
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choice of clothes that make you look spuer fly, like a pimp struttin' on his walk
Tito was wearing his pimp cotton last night when he was at the club.
What are you talking about rags? My clothes are straight pimp cotton.
I know you are jealous of my pimp cotton.
An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.
After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!
Long Pinkie nails that are used to scoop and snort speed(amphetamine), Ritalin(Methylphenidate), and research chemicals(such as methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 3-Fluormethoamphetamine, Troparil, 4F-MPH and more).
I used my pimp nails to scoop and snort speed (amphetamine). It was awesome!
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1) The act of agressively pimping, to the point of embarrassing close friends who lack your pimp game.
2) Pimping hard.
"Man Drew has so many girls, I admire his pimp ferocity."
"I'm so embarrassed, he's got so much pimp ferocity it put me to shame."
"Ladies have have pimp ferocity too."
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The prayer you say when your ho is acting out.
Pimps Prayer: Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Oh Lord, so that she may learn a hoes place. Amen.
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Meeting/hooking-up with girls when one’s financial state is severely strained. There are many ways to undertake budget pimping, but essentially any act of being a cheapskate in the context of trying to get ass would classify as budget pimping; i.e. scrupulously searching for name-brand clothes at thrift stores, purchasing cologne knock-offs at mini marts, sneaking tiny liquor bottles into bars to mix your own drinks in the bathroom, pawning the necklace your grandmother gave you in order to obtain some cash and look like a player, lying about your (or the existence of a) career, etc. Budget pimping takes many forms but is fundamentally seeing the value in a dollar, and turning that dollar into a blow job.
(When pimp cover is broken and girl finds out you're a loser)
"What the fuck! I thought you had a car and a nice job!"
"Cut me some slack, bitch. I'm budget pimping."
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