Port st luice

PORT ST LOSER .

dont ever live here !
its for retired people

no lives noting to do in this town called port st luice

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port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

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car port

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

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Port Richmond

A neighborhood in Philadelphia that is filled with the toughest & most fun kids around. Known for being the best neighborhood in Philly and having the best sports players unlike fishtown , bridesburg, mayfair, etc., throws the best house parties and will lay anyone from any neighborhood tf out cold. Mostly italians and irishmen. Bars and poppy stores on every corner. No neighborhood in Philadelphia compares to this one. Backfields is the famous spot where local teens hangout and party & the cops don’t really give a sh*t unless your dad or uncles didn’t go to north catholic high school.

Amazing Loyal People Tough Fights Backfields Sukis marijuana alcohol Port Richmond

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port charlotte middle

the school where teachers dreams come to die, there are so many fights for such bullshit reasons that i'm wondering why no ones been arrested, there are so many people in this school with an I.Q. lower than that of forrest gump that im surprised the school isn't just one big special ed school.

troy: have you heard of port charlotte middle?
john: yep my cousin goes there because she has autism

Port louis Frank

The act of pulling open ones trousers and slathering their genitals with mustard; usually performed by a male.

Adam was so drunk last night he did a port louis frank and passed out in his grandmas wine cellar

Port orford oregon

It's like Mayberry with a small meth problem.
Also the most western town in the continental United States!

Port Orford ORegon is where I like to vacation