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The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
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As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire
There is no good russians, good russians only dead russians.
With this rifle I'll make a lot of good russians.
The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.
Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!