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cute crossover SUV created for gay people who want to be soccer moms. low cost, and 'curb' appeal keep it desirable for closet homos trying to 'blend in'.
Awe: "Check out my new car"
Thentic: "Ummmm... what it is?"
Awe: "C'mon - it's a Santa Fe!"
Thentic: "Oh, doesn't look like something Tony Soprano would drive - but maybe Vito...did you see it on Queer as Folk?"
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A shitty town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, going to KKK meetings, having a horrible high school football team, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. Top imporst are dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, moonshine, and white sheets with scissors. Enter with extreme caution...especially you colored folks.
Wait, when did Tyrone move to Santa Fe?
I dont know, but his Funeral service was last tuesday.
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When one person squats over someone else holding their ass open and shits down their chimney.
John: "Wait why aren't Phil and Kate speaking?"
Dave: "They were having anal sex, when he surprised her with a Brown Santa..."
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A town of young kids fucking up there lives by smoking weed, skating, surfing and biking, have no trouble finding the dankest weed around, simply ask the nearest crackhead or tweaker you see. With the insane homeless methead problem Santa Cruz has you it will take you no time at all to find the best crack on the west coast...also fuck the tourists
Hey dude let’s go ride downtown and see who can sell us some weed, hell yeah man I love Santa Cruz
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Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match........ Also santa wears red....
Guys a fatass is breaking in to my house at the middle of the night FUCK HE IS WEARING RED ALLHAIL santa-satan
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The act of purposly dumping your girlfriend or boyfriend, right before christmas, so you dont have to buy them presents.
"Hey man what are u getting tammy for christmas?"
"nothin' man, shes getting santa sacked"
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A city of 600,000 in Central Orange County. It is the largest city of the OC. Only 10-15 minute drive to the beach. Borders cities like: Newport Beach, Costa Mesa, Irvine, Orange, Anaheim,and Huntington Beach. The city is approximately 60% latino/hispanic, and their presence is very obvious in the central part (slum) of town. The norther outskirts, Santa Ana Heights, and the Southern part of Santa Ana is more modern and non-ghetto. The city's border to Costa Mesa, CA is the South Coast Plaza Mall, one of the largest and most expensive malls in America. It holds such stores as: Nordstroms, Bloomingdale's, Macy's, and boutiques of Ben Sherman, Tiffany & Co., Louis Vuitton, Prada, Chanel, Gucci, Lacoste, Escada, YSL, Dolce and Gabbana and Dior. The border between ghetto and middle class is along Edinger and S. Flower Street, but some places vary. The nicer part of town is beyond Segerstrom Street. Other spots in or around Santa Ana include Mater Dei High School (the most important Catholic high school on the west coast), OCHSA (the Orange County High School of the Arts), Artist's Village, Mainplace Mall,South Coast Plaza, Calvary Chapel High School, and countless other historical spots and recreational spots as well.
Ken: I live in South Santa Ana on Sunflower Street, and South Coast Plaza is a 2 minute walk!
Heather: I live in the center of Santa Ana on Bristol and McFadden, near El Pollo Loco.
Ken: Ew you're SO Mexican!
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