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The code name for bad baby things,
First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)
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The amount of time it takes Daniel Tosh to blow a load in his boyfriend, Fernando.
Daniel: "It only took me 10 seconds!"
Fernando: "Si, mi vuelta!" (Yes, my turn!)
Daniel: "You better not let me down or I'll go down to the Home Depot and find another hispanic sex slave!"
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Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.
Stealing Second -
Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!
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Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.
We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.
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Something you call your best mate defining brotherhood.
Dude, lay off ,he's my second skin, you mess with him you mess with me.
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The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet
Johnny was pissed off at Scotty so to get even with him he gave him a second story so he could smell/find it later
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The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.
2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!
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