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When someone forwards an email, meant for their eyes only, to a third party who is then pissed off at the author of said email. The author is then e-shafted.
Billy, why did you forward that email to the boss? You really e-shafted me!
I enjoyed that shaft juicer so much I had to wear a raincoat!
A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.
Hey shaft noggen get over here.
When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.
"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me
Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.
Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.