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A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
During January, there is a 30% chance of getting your nuts slapped in your sleep. The only way to possibly stop this is to cover your nuts with peanuts in your sleep to possibly make the nut slapper satisfied with an offering.
Oh man I got my nuts slapped by The Nut Slapper again!
A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass
Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!
Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.
a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family
"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"
Someone that constantly masturbates.
Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.
The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.
Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."