A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"
James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."
Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family
"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"
The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.
Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."
A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!
A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull a “Chance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!
someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles
When Chloe sucks nails slapper snake
I love when Chloe gets to work and does a slapper blowy on my knob as she only tries hard with me