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smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017


YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"

Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!

by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019


Smart-ish

You say you’re smart but you’re actually really stupid

Jesus your smart-ish.

by Big Daddy120806 December 7, 2018


Smart Vento

Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.

Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.

That is Smart Vento!!!

by smartpromoter November 17, 2012


smart skater

A smart skater is a male/female person who takes reasonable precautions to prevent them self’s from getting hurt. Such as wearing a helmet and wearing clothing that allows mobility. That covers your skin, especially the legs to prevent scraping them self. Smart skaters also wear elbow pads & knee pads when doing something extreme. When a smart skater gets badly hurt they take a break & or get help.

A smart skater knows that they will get hurt when attempting tricks, they are simply not being stupid.

Person (1) that person over there isn’t wearing a helmet!

Person (2) They are totally not a smart skater...

by Skater G June 27, 2020


Lexie smart

Lexie Smart. Lexie smart is a girl who has brown hair and is very sweet. She's the goddess of anything. Style jokes anything her personality is amazing she's funny and awesome!! She's a caring person and lovable 💕 IF u have a lexie in your life... keep her! She is a 1 in q zillion she's the kindest perfectionist person ever. She will care for u and love u for ever !!♡

Guy 1: Omg is that Lexie Smart?!

Girl 1: You know it!!
Guy 1: She's perfect.

by Iluvlexie January 2, 2022


smart block

to steal one's idea to look smarter

Andrew: "The steam engine was catalyst of the scientific revolution."
Leo "I just said that, Andrew totally smart blocked me."

by rainbomonkeybuttsex November 21, 2011