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a wombat (found in and around the town of Jindabyne Aus) that is perpetually stoned. this fascinating animal has an obsession with car suspension. they are often found on the side of roads, with a dash of florescent paint on their backs, thinking about the suspension that they have just seen. Albert Einstein was a stoned wombat in disguise.
James: Look at that stoned wombat
Andrew: Amazing!
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Collegiate slang for archeology
I'm taking stones and bones this semester,
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after laying out in the sun for so long everything starts to look different and you feel...stoned. Not actually stoned, just the feeling. Also that point in laying out in the sun where you become extremely unaware of what is going on around you and you pretty much don't care.
I was so sun stoned yesterday I didn't even notice the sharks!
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The greatest drug-induced experiance I have ever tried. You feel as if no matter what happens everything will somehow work aut and you keep telling people that but no one understands. But you don't care, because your a rolling stone.
Last night I dropped two E-bombs aand smoked a dub with some bids... I was trippin balls. In a very good way. I was rolling stoned and I loved it.
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Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.
Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.
In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.
I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.
The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.
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A political magazine disguised as a music magazine.
Every time I look at a Rolling Stone, I swear there are more political articles than music articles. I don't read a MUSIC magazine for the fucking politics. I read it for the MUSIC.
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The great rock band that started the Hard Rock genere, which was sucsessed by Led Zeppelin. Other bands were equally amazing like Queen, AC DC, Metallica, Styx, Aerosmith, and of course Guns and Roses. By the late 1980s the Hard Rock Genere starts to die down after Nirvana happened. Now there is the crappier alternetive, pop and rap generes. What is this world coming to? First Hard Rock got rid of disco and this how u repay us? Hard Rock shall live on for generations to come"
"Hard Rock is the best music ever! If you disagree, then may the Hand of God strike you down! He invented The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Metallica, AC DC, Styx, Aerosmith, and Guns and Roses"
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