Random
Source Code
Random
The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
a Chinese internet slang equivalent to "嗦我的牛牛" (as a close homophone) meaning "suck my d*ck"
- Can you sword new new.
- Show show way!
203👍 15👎
The process when two seniors swordfight with their penis
Look at those two bus drivers senior sword fighting in the bathroom
Gods gift to online console gaming
I wish I was as good as sword fish
4👍 21👎
Long ago when WoW was created one of the programmers put the sword of 1000 truths into the game inventory. It was so powerful that it had to be removed, and held on a 1GB flash drive, next to the envolope of petty cash. It is now located in suldsmin (in accounting)'s top right desk drawer.
It's effects are as follows,
- 120 damage per second
- Instant mana burn
- +80 Stamina
Stan slashed "he who has no life" with the sword of 1000 truths.
174👍 18👎
When two men, both Jerking themselves off, come upon each other on Chatroulette and keep Jerking off.
Buck: Dude, I was Jerking off all last night on Chatroulette, but every dude I came upon never clicked Next and I didn't want to, so we sat there just watching each other beat it.
Spen: Sounds like you were in a major Chatroulette Sword Fight
55👍 4👎
The basic special move of the GF13-017NJ Shining Gundam.
The Shining Finger Sword channels the Gundams energy directly into one of the his beam sabers, creating a large and powerful blade.
My hand burns with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROWS!
ALL IN ONE FINGER!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!
61👍 6👎