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When a chick rubs the area of a man's body where his ball sack connects to his penis with her thumb(s).
The prostitute will give thumb jobs for five dollars.
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When two people hold hands and run their thumbs around the other persons thumb or twiddle the thumbs.
"omg! Guess wat me and Anton did last night," said Cici
" you mean..." said ary
" we had thumb sex.. In the movies!!!" cici exlaimed?
" did he use a glove?" asked ary
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A sexual act where, when having sex doggy-style, the man suddenly inserts his thumb into the woman's asshole and yells, "Vroom vroom!" as she tries to pull away.
I gave my girlfriend a thumb drive last night, so she punched me in the nuts and dumped me.
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All thumbs has always meant clumsy, but it has new meaning in the age of hand-held smart phones. The term now relates to a poor speller in text responses. Given the relative small size of keyboards, and the fact that people are texting only with thumbs, this can lead to many typos. These typos are often compounded with auto-correct, making them worse. 'All thumbs' seems to plague guys with large hands more than women.
"I eill meer you at 7om on Qalnut Streer"
Frank: Did you get a load of Matts text response?
Seth: Yeah, man, he's ALL THUMBS!
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A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
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–noun
1. one of the terminal digits of the human foot, a part resembling a thumb in shape or position.
There is legend to suggest a condition by the name of "THUMB TOES" discovered in Australia circa November 29, 1982 exists; whereby the "big toe" or the first, innermost, largest digit of the foot sticks up and somewhat resembles a "thumbs up". While much has been documented and reported about "toe thumbs" (big toes used in place of severed thumbs, usually as a result of abattoir/shopping related incidents), the THUMB TOE phenomenon still largely remains a mystery. Is it the next stage of evolution? Are humans to end up with thumbs as every digit on both our hands AND our feet? Only time will tell. The only thing we know for certain is stock in havaianas is sure to go up.
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The Thumb-Tuck is how men conceal erections by putting their hands in their pockets, with their thumb around their member.
"Check out Dom, he's blatantly Thumb-Tucking after being on the pone to his mother"
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