Moose Tracks

When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.

Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks!

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Dick Tracks

The mpression(s) and/or mark(s) that the penis can leave when it is continually slapped on an object of the body, usually the forehead.

I left some serious dicktracks on Brunhilda last night

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Back on track

the second level in Geometry Dash. Its the one of the easiest level in Geometry Dash. and stop using that fucking dead joke

hey friend i beated Back on track!
cool im gonna try to beat this level too!

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tracks of land

this is not a euphemism for brests. It is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.

FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

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walk the track

when a pimp or a bitch talks about the track, they are talking about where bitches and hoes solicit customers. The reason it is called track is because bitches often walk around a few city blocks. Bitches standing around and not moving are breaking the law but if a bitch wants to take a walk around the block then there’s no law preventing her from doing so. Therefor track is normally confined to one area that is close to busy areas of the city but far enough that it doesn’t attract unwanted attention. The Track is also usually in well lit areas where there are traffic lights. Bitches will normally walk track in groups of 2-3, but walking track by themselves is normal as well. A pimp will normally be parked in a side street off of track where he can see when his bitches walk around the part of track visible to him.

Get out there and walk the track

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mud tracks

Having shit marks on your pants and having it show through to people walking behind you

Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.

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tracked and killed

Head out with a bounty.

They could have you tracked and killed.

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